That Sassy Girl

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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slipperyvagina:

if you ever feel sad just remember, at least you aren’t me

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the13thchair:

- The 13th Chair

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

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I can’t deny it to myself anymore. I like you. I’m not head over heels, but there is something there.
And I sucks that I’m realizing this the day I leave.

ttbtdoomtreecitizen:

I preach self-love, I know it’s true, It’s easier to say than do

I sing these messages to you, but now I need to hear them too.

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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moonupabove:

askinnyblackman:

elloelen:

theprettygoodgatsby:

piffsburg:

Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.

Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit

Even if they throw the first punch?

how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong

#god damn we learned this shit in like kindergarten

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ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

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